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scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by TED April 22, 2003

95πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by TED May 7, 2003

18πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk

i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute

by TED October 6, 2004

5πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by TED January 5, 2004

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by TED November 23, 2003


Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by TED December 10, 2003

113πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo

mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!

by TED April 7, 2005

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž