stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

STFUper powers

The power to make people STFU (shut the **ck up)
another glorious turd of internet speak.
play on the words super powers

STFUper powers, activate! Form of Ball gag!

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ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)

1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.

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popcult

a: popular culture: pop music, pop fashion, things we as a culture find to be popular based on sales and marketing really...
b: any prep, jock,drama queen, cheerleader or other "higher up" on the social food chain.

a: (enter famous person here) is the biggest popculture icon right now.

b: ugh,look at the popcult and their pink EVERYTHING!

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meow mix

what I like to say when I see a bunch of different kinds of cats in one setting.

wow, some meow mix you've got going on here...

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meow mix

A: a popular brand of cat food, even though your cat wont touch it.
B: Several different species of cats living in the same environment.

A: ( wont say due to shameless product placement reasons) :P

B: wow, some Meow mix you have in here. never seen a Sphinx and a persian get along so well, you figure the sphinx would be jelous.

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face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.

She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her

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