computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse

John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing

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Dammit

The best Blink 182 song and maybe the best punk song of all time.

Well I guess this is growing up!

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london

London is officially the richest city in the world. House prices are higher here than anywhere else with the most expensive house being sold in London for around £100 million.

Alwight Geezer, Straight up

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canoe licker

lesbo

she a fucking canoe licker anyway, man

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Hippie shower

To clean up using a wet nap to rub under your arm pits.

Dave was stinking up the van so we woke him up and told his smelly ass he at least needed a hippie shower.

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dickon

As in 'friendly chap who knows little about football'. Sometimes hailing from the carrot crunching area of the British Isles. Habitually resides in south London.

That David Mellor is a right Dickon.

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Jufuheff

Nonsence that noone uses.

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