computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse

John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing

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cell phone

Old fashioned word for mobile phone. Still used in backward areas of the world.

A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.

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evilena

Sensual, blond ,Hypnoteuse

I'm Under Evilena's spell...

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Minogued

Messed something up.

I really minogued my SAT's.

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school of hard knocks

The streets

i graduated from the school of the hard knocks

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Cascade

The unbridled act of shooting one's semen (via ejaculation) onto a woman's breast and letting it trickle down on the lower regions of her anatomy.

Terry let it be known that she preferred that her boyfriend perform a cascade on her instead of risking the chance of accidental pregnancy.

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Studbone Derby

An event organised within the gay community of Newcastle whereby, many gays decend upon some local stables and partake tin a frenetic orgy with the Studs tethered in their stalls

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