Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

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religion

A potentially dangerous and self-destructive delusion

"Dude...I think I'm the son of god."
"Jesus, shut up already with this religion stuff, you're ruining my buzz..."

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France You

A rather derogatory jab at France and the French by way of alternate of "Fuck You". Often most effective against an actual Frenchman.

"Your mother smells of cheap liquor and pubic sweat!"
"OH YEAH? Well FRANCE YOU!"

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Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.

"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"

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MexiDo

A variation to Mexican't and Mexican. A Mexican who takes the initiative.

"Man...I don't think I can do this man, I fuckin' give up..."
"COME ON PEDRO! Don't be a Mexican't! BE A MEXIDO!"

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crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

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