Crabgasm

An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.

"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."

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MyWaste

A derogatory term for the blogging site MySpace, referring to the time and emotional investment some more obsessive bloggers and users put into it.

"Heeeeyyy yo, add me, add me, add me nigga! I gotta get seven hundred friends, my latest blog be where it at!"
"Shiiiit son, stop spending time on MyWaste..."

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bull dike

An extremely masculine woman, often a lesbian, who could be mistaken for a man from a distance.

"Man, look at that bull dike! She needs to fucking shave..."

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Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

religion

A potentially dangerous and self-destructive delusion

"Dude...I think I'm the son of god."
"Jesus, shut up already with this religion stuff, you're ruining my buzz..."

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Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

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France You

A rather derogatory jab at France and the French by way of alternate of "Fuck You". Often most effective against an actual Frenchman.

"Your mother smells of cheap liquor and pubic sweat!"
"OH YEAH? Well FRANCE YOU!"

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