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The combination of the words douche and doofus; a great insult meaning anything in general, from a jackass to an idiot.
You stupid douchus! Get away from me!
A potentially dangerous and self-destructive delusion
"Dude...I think I'm the son of god."
"Jesus, shut up already with this religion stuff, you're ruining my buzz..."
A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.
"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"
A rather derogatory jab at France and the French by way of alternate of "Fuck You". Often most effective against an actual Frenchman.
"Your mother smells of cheap liquor and pubic sweat!"
"OH YEAH? Well FRANCE YOU!"
An irritating yet catchy alternative to swearing in the name of "God". Try to sound like a nasal person from the East Coast and stretch on the "A" as long as possible.
"My gad!"
"MY Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahd!"
Really lazy and dry way of saying Dude.
"Yo...dud...gimme some of your fries."
"Fucks that."
Just another slang word for "nigga"/"negro" in the "homie"/"buddy" sense, one of the hundreds of random and innocuous corruptions of the original word.
"Sup Negrom?"
"NUKKAH please!"