FUBM

Fuck You Blythe Masters

Coined by Turd Furguson on his widely followed precious metals blog - tfmetalsreport. It refers to Blythe Masters, the head of commodities at JP Morgan "JP Morgue", and so believed to be responsible for precious metals price suppression. The FUBM is a chart formation in which the price of silver takes a dip and then recovers strongly. The EE (Evil Empire) embodied by Ms Masters is thus thwarted in its sinister plan

The opposite of the FUBM is the FUTF (F U Turd Furguson), which happens when an EE raid takes place reversing the day's gains.

The Forces of Evil raided silver at precisely 8:20 EST, taking $0.11 out of the price in under a minute. As usual, they sat back and watched for five minutes and then struck again at 8:25, taking out another $0.11 in about 30 seconds. Not surprisingly, our BoS {Buyers of Size} seemed to be waiting to counter-attack and silver has since rebounded. Here's a pretty little picture of another, beautiful FUBM formation

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lovin' spoonful

ejaculate (noun, usually non-countable)

From Mississipi John Hurt's Coffee Blues:

I wanna see my baby 'bout a lovin' spoonful, my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'

From Spoonful Written & Recorded by Willie Dixon (1960) later by Cream:

It could be a spoonful of coffee
It could be a spoonful of tea
But one little spoon of your precious love
Is good enough for me

Men lie about that spoonful
Some cry about that spoonful
Some die about that spoonful
Everybody fight about a spoonful
That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful

"The secondary meaning of spoonful - that is, the rough amount of male ejaculate - gave The Lovin' Spoonful their name. " From blueslyrics

Man! He gave me his lovin' spoonful all over my face

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