brown-town

A town, city or sprawling metropolis where the inhabitants happen to be mostly black. Crime, poverty and incest run rampant.

1. Shit, stay the fuck out of Chicago, that's a brown-town!
2. The MTV music awards just cater for brown-town these days
3. Groom: "I was thinking Wanganui, New Zealand for our honeymoon my love?"
Wife: "I want a divorce! That's brown-town!"

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Savage Pack Attack

A Savage Pack Attack is a violent beating meted out by drunken, handsome men. Whilst this sounds aggressive and possibly highly illegal, a Savage Pack Attack or S.P.A, is only used for self-defense.

1. J.D really bit of more than he could chew when the Savage Pack Attack turned up
2. Bottling or no bottling, that Savage Pack Attack really made my night
3. Tupps: "Did you see the way that KID looked at me?"
Horrocks: "I sure did. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Tupps: "SAVAGE PACK ATTACK!"

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Gassip

Like gossip, except more extreme. Actually an acronym for Girls And Sexy Students In Particular, this word covers a wide variety of secrets, gossip and did-you-hear's.

1. I heard some awesome gassip about the disabled girl and Mr Dreissen the science teacher!
2. Honest Hour and gassip are one and the same
3. Wade: "What's shaking cat-cancer?"
Nic: "I got some sweet gassip for you, you better sit down"

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honesty hour

Usually comes about on a Sunday, an "Honesty Hour" is used to describe a period of time when male friends get together and openly admit which female friends they would kidnap, lock in a basement and father children on.

1. Forget the shopping, I'm off to honesty hour
2. God, that honesty hour got out of hand
3. Wade: "Imagine if the Police bugged our house and recorded our honesty hour"
Nic: "We would all be going to jail for rape and murder"

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Cummy Rag

Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!

1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"

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Coneybeer

Someone who is mild-mannered and respectable during the day, but turns into a perverted creep at nights.

"Shit mate, that guy was a real Coneybeer"
"Don't leave him with your sister, he's likely to pull a Coneybeer"
Michael: "Did you see that guy outside the kindergarten?"
Nic: "Looks like a bloody Coneybeer to me"

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Survivor

A variant on the four kings drinking game, except a fucking extreme version. Cards include: Kick In The Crotch card, Three Beers Under The House card, Wet Your Pants card, Leave the Party card etc. To win the game you have to 'survive'...

1. Fuck tiddly-winks, let's play Survivor!
2. I don't think Survivor is legal, from a medical point of view
3. Scoo: "I've never seen someone attack their family and friends with flaming lawn-furniture before"
Fowler: "Well, that's Survivor for you"

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