Survivor

A variant on the four kings drinking game, except a fucking extreme version. Cards include: Kick In The Crotch card, Three Beers Under The House card, Wet Your Pants card, Leave the Party card etc. To win the game you have to 'survive'...

1. Fuck tiddly-winks, let's play Survivor!
2. I don't think Survivor is legal, from a medical point of view
3. Scoo: "I've never seen someone attack their family and friends with flaming lawn-furniture before"
Fowler: "Well, that's Survivor for you"

Random fall-out

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and all of a sudden your cock flies out of her vagina/arse and you thrust it painfully into her thigh/butt cheek

1. She was riding me hard and then all of a sudden I was doubled-over in pain due to random fall-out
2. Don't fuck that guy, all you get is random fall-out
3. Nic: "Let's have some freaky sex"
Justine: "As long as you can control the random fall-out"