sphyre

A Man orgy in which homoerotic novels and RTD beverages are provided, and *nsync is listened to.

I'm totally going to have myself a huge sphyre tonight. You're all invited.

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foof

The act of making all of one's hair stand on end. Generally used by furries.

Be nice to me or I'll foof you, you nasty bunny.

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STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

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Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

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spindleshanx

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh

omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX

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Sayonara Bitches

Phrase used to announce that you are leaving the premises like a Boss and/or Badass

Inferior Co-Worker: Are you leaving?
Superior Self: Yeah, Sayonara Bitches

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discworld

Possibly the greatest concotion known to man, about a world carried around by four elephants riding on a turtle. Pokes fun at everything. Features characters like Rincewind, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and DEATH, the sentimentalist who talks in all capital letters (not as annoying as it sounds).

That Discworld book where Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen was Godly!

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