D-bagulosis

The sickness of being a douche bag. The only treatment for a girl or a queer is getting a T-bagulosis

Girl: John my boyfriend stood me up.

John: Yeah he was sick.
Girl: With what??!
John: D-bagulosis!

latija

Latija is a total hipster. Although, she isn't boring. She is beautiful, funny, and smart! You'll never find another one quite like her!

Latija is beautiful.