Cumpin

When you look at a woman and then shoot her with an ak

Damn you ever cumpin

Assungus

1. A below average sized penis

2. Abbreviation for Actually super sexy unless Nigel gains undeniable shlong

1."Bros got an Assungus", "Bros an Assungus", "Bro can suck my Assungus"

2. That's Assungus

Shtickle

Long hard firm piece of lumber used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtickle."

Shtimple

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple