faddum

a big bald rather scary gentleman who rather curiously wishes to be a primary school teacher although he does drink like a girl. Frightfully good at podium dancing and getting a punto on two wheels.

faddum is safe as a house.

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chater

drives a clio ("bah...my clio...bah!)
drinks shitloads in risa ("bah...500 pints in 10seconds...bah!")
bigger piece than alun
also known as Adam
smokes more than is possible
fortunately i never have to see him and adam again
bah bah bah bah bah bah puf puf puf bah bah glug glug glug bah bah bah

queef

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chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

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