TAZ

Taz is the type of guy to buy a dog just to take it away from its parents and make it suffer. Also when he is fielding in rounders he will sit behind the kicker just so he can be first when the teams swap and his team are kicking. If you put up a missing dog sign Taz will take it down and put it in the bin. Taz is also the type of guy to dine and dash after ordering 15 of the most expensive bottle of champagne. If you ever come across a Taz make sure you stay 3 metres away and don’t reveal your identity as he can make some horrible comments

“Quick run Taz is here”