Zech

Omega Chad with a penis the size of Saturn, beware of this man he will steal your bitch. He eats boneless pizza on the daily and thinks that a sedan can pick up more chicks than a white van

Man: Theres no way ur van can pick up more chicks than my sedan
Zech: you gotta be yankin my dick off cuz thats ridiculous. Aye lemme get a boneless pissa with a two liter a coke

Zech is so hot