scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.

She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike

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Hipsterdufus

A fake hipster, who has fallen behind in trends. A Hipsterdufus would be seen still listening to The Strokes in the latter half of 2001.

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ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips

"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"

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dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

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alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

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beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.

One thing lead to another, then bam, another beautifuck.

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ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.

Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.

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