Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

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doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

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camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

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masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on

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masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and the clit will live on

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pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)

The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.

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snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.

I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.

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