dingleberry

The mixture and solidification of a poop chunk with toilet paper. Usually occurs on one's butt hairs after attempting to remove larger remnants of number 2. Not to be confused with a poop chunk itself. A dingleberry always contains remnants of toilet paper.

Oh, love you have a poop chunk on your butt hair. Allow me to remove it with a butt wipe. We better use the wet ones to make sure not to make a dingleberry.- My wife actually said this...

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