boomerang

Retail Salesperson with an uncanny ability to sale shit that always seems to be returned within 24 hours.

Symptoms of this type of salesperson vary, and may include, but are not limited to: store making $35000 worth of sales by noon but only actually being scored as having $15000 worth, the line at customer service being three times as long as the line any department on the sales floor, and the registers at Customer Service running out of change hours before the registers at any of the front registers.

Manager #1: "DAMMIT! THAT PHIL IS AT IT AGAIN!!!
Salesperson#1: "What?!"
Manager#1: "PHIL! He's managed another $1500 boomerang!"

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