Chi Chi the Jet estevez

One who rules the mat like no one ever has been ruled or rules ass like it's nobodys buisness was the greatest luchador ever Career highlights winning the World Championship at No Way Out in a Cage match against Micky The Steamboat Santoga. Career Lows Losing the Belt at wrestlemania XXIV to the greatest ever to win a royal rumble he self proclaimed Greatest the world has ever seen Jimmy The General Bodine

Chi Chi the Jet conquered many opponets Turbulance, but failed to ever claim the right to say that he was the true Champion at the grandest stage of them all the showcase of the imortals Wrestlemania

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bone

1)v. to fuck
2)n. a smokeable item (joint, cigarette)
3)n. money, usually in dollars
4)n. boner
5)adj. prefix meaning stupid
6)idiom: to throw a bone - to show sympathy towards another
7)n. hard skeletal tissue

1)Hey, Christen, want to bone tonight?
2)Pass that bone down this way
3)Can you spot me a few bones?
4)He popped a huge bone when he saw your mom.
5)Don't be such a bonehead!
6)I threw you a bone and helped you cheat on that quiz.
7)He busted a bone in his hand.

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wreck

1) To really whoop someone physically or verbally; to hand it to them.

When adjectivized ({wrecked}) it becomes a word to describe how messed up someone was becuase of a physical or verbal beating, or sometimes because of substance abuse.

1) When the volleyball team ran the guantlet to initiate their freshmen, Bean picked up a sandal and totally wrecked someone.
2) I totally wrecked my histroy teacher when we debated Fascism vs. totalitarianism.
3) Last night I met up with Mike and smoked a bowl, I was so wrecked that I couldn't find my way back home.

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munchjob

The art of pleasing a girl's pussy through the use of another's mouth. Usually aided by a munchjob kit. Invented by Hannah.

also see munch

After giving her a munchjob I had a strange craving for Red Lobster.

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po

Shortened version of poor, usually reserved to describe someone of extreme poverty.

He's so po he couldn't afford the other half of the word.

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dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

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crunkered

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."

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