Rolla Wrist

Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.

Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen

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fadonk

What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.

Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet

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Dangina

Name used for José Dan when he does something particularly pussy-like.
See also: mangina

Hes such a dangina, he cant even wheelie his motorcycle

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tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

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church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

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Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.

You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.

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