fadonk

What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.

Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet

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tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

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Dangina

Name used for José Dan when he does something particularly pussy-like.
See also: mangina

Hes such a dangina, he cant even wheelie his motorcycle

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How old is she?

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.

Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."

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Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

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homopyrobovinenecropheliac

A person who likes to have gay sex with dead, burning cows.

Jeff is the only homopyrobovinenecropheliac that I know, hes one sick motherfucker.

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pulled a hamstring

Another meaning for vomiting after a night (or day) of too much drinking.

Jeff went out with Greg and pulled a hamstring in the STRIPES van on the way home.

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