Josh jump

When playing any of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, you fail to gain more than 3 inches of air from a half-pipe

How are you gonna beat my score if you keep josh-jumping like that?

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douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

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church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.

You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.

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Squiggilyfuck

Gibberish, similar to spanglish, that Dan Dan the Mexican yells when he gets really pissed off and cant speak right.

Squiggilyfuck Tony is a dumbshit!!!

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fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

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eifel tower

Extension of the wobbly h where the two guys give each other a high-five above the girl. Bonus points give if the bitch is a French foreign exchange student (clean shaven only, hairy chicks are gross).

Greg and Jeff got Kristen drunk and talked her into a wobbly h. They were so happy they slapped hands and formed the eifel tower. Then the arm wrestling began.

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