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This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
Term given to a female who has slept with black men yet she uses racist words in her daily speaking. Harrison Arkansas is consideted most racist city in america.
Amy you are a Harrison Night Rider! How can you say nigger yet you fucked how many black guys?
Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.
Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.
To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.
I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.
A condition you get after eating pussy thats possibly diseased. Happens mostly when the female labia have a small nodule in them which the guy feels in his mouth. More he does it the more his mind races wondering if he might have made a big mistake. Gets worse anywhere from 12-18 hours afterwards.
Bro 1- Look at Brownie. Hes been staring at that wall now forever. I wonder if he knocked Amy up?
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.
This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.