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[WHISPERING EYE] PATCH

TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).

LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.

by THE LIP LICKER May 21, 2011


MAN HOLE COVERS

GRANNY PANTIES. BIG COTTON PANTIES'S.

DAM GIRL,ARE YOU WEARING MAN HOLE COVERS? THESE PANTIES ARE HARD TO WORK WITH.

by THE LIP LICKER May 21, 2011

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ASSAFIST

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.

A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

by THE LIP LICKER April 8, 2011

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SLAMMING YODA

MALE MASTURBATION.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING? Q: WERE YOU "SLAMMING YODA"? A: BECAUSE "YODA" IS SMALL, LOOKS OLD AND WRINKLED.

by THE LIP LICKER April 8, 2011

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