DMB

An acronym for the band called Dave Matthews Band. Known mostly for their shitty ass music. Quite honestly, they are one of the more overrated bands out there.

kid 1: hey man, let's smoke up
kid 2: ok, let me put on some music. *plays DMB
kid 1: what the fuck man!?!? *pukes all over himself and takes a shit on the cd*

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Audi

A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS

Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.

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Ass Kisser

The smart kind in the front of the class

That kid is a ass kisser

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south pole

a slang definition for a males penis

i boned that bitch using my south pole

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upstream from the herd

Someone original.

As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or crap.

That Eminem, he's upstream from the herd.

Yeah, but everyone downstream isn't retarded.

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busted

past tense of jizzing.

I busted on that girls face.

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bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

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