REY!

A derisive term, used to express ones enjoyment in witnessing or hearing about the misfortune of others.

Rey was born in Horndean School in the early 90’s.

Can be pronounced in several ways.

1) After a small incident, like your friend telling you that his girlfriend is cheating on him, ‘rey’ is pronounced much like ‘ray’ or ‘ree’
2) If a major catastrophe has befallen him, like he has dropped his pint in his lap, one should use ‘reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah’, pronounced in the manner of a cockney Liam Gallagher.

"Did you hear that Macca got a black eye from a kid that looked like Harry Potter?

"REY!"

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