loudhole

a person whose bodily holes excrete noises of excessive decibels; chatty cathy, tammy talksalot.

T: Gee, it is a lovely day.
M: yea, i know... so i was at work the other day and...
...
... 10 min later after tyler lost all signs of listening
...

M: You ain't listening are you? ur such a @$$hole
T: Ya well, you're uh uh ... "Loudhole"