Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?
Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.
Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!
C2: I'm sorry
Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.
C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?
The true meaning of friendship.
Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*
C2: Someone say GranolaBar?
What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
Used to create friendships with C2s.
"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2
What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
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A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!