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Granola bar

What the true meaning of friendship.

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021


calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020


cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 17, 2021

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PETA

Pieces of shit.

PETA: *kills 10,000 pets and doesn't care*

Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*

by THE REAL MAYO MAN June 28, 2021


all the balls

Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.

Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 8, 2021


C-002

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021


Friendship

Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.

C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021