A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!
Part of the passcode to get into a cult called The Company. The other part is "surrender submit sacrifice serve survive"
Person 1: Hey, wanna join this sexist cult?
Person 2: Why the fuck would I wanna-
Person 1: The code is surrender submit sacrifice serve survive 22843947
Person 2: Fuck off you cunt
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Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).
Person 1: Did you meet my new friend?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a C2.
A c-2 is someone who likes to steal granola bars, often creating fake friendships in order to get said granola bars.
Person 254387632000a: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars.
C-2: What about granola bars?
Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars
Person 1: Yeah, he does that.
A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.
Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!
Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*
Person 73495F was the impostor