ho yin

One of a variety of Asian monkeys that have taken up home in North America. Most often found in New York suburbs that are not as cool as Chelsea and in western Massachusetts. These monkeys frequently become inebriated choosing a life of drinking over romantic interests.

Person at DC: Did you just leave all of your dishes at the circle table?
Snake: No, that must have been a Ho Yin that did it.

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