montvale

the definition above this one is false. no survey was taken that says this. Looking at the logical trends however, it is shown that most of the montvale girls DO go to hang out with woodcliff lake cliques their freshman year. then, almost 90% of the montvale girls then return to their roots sophmore year (and for the remainder of high school), after realising that the woodcliff lake scene includes nothing but fake hollister-wearing, basketball-playing pussies, who try desperately to get with these girls and have no personality to do so.

Furthermore there is no such things as woodcliff lake friends. Just two or more people helping each other out for the moment. Dont believe me? call out one of the woodcliff guys. see if anyone is man enough to back him.

In montvale, if ANYONE is called out to fight, no matter who he is (as long as hes not a sell out), your going to have an army of montvale kids to face.

"hah cindy, im so jacked i went to the gym like four days in a row! look im wearing tight hollister clothes!"

"Your a fucking woodcliff lake tool, im going back to chill with my montvale guys... they got bigger dicks anyway."

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