windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

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bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

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couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

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sprinkled cupcakes

when you take your cum and sprinkle all over a womens breasts and have your dog lick it off

My dog sure enjoyed those sprinkled cupcakes

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real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

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voltmeter

A tool used to measure volts in an electric current.

I used a voltmeter in science and got an A.

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mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

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