Ass Kisser

The smart kind in the front of the class

That kid is a ass kisser

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bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

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microsoft

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.

Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.

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cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

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real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

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voltmeter

A tool used to measure volts in an electric current.

I used a voltmeter in science and got an A.

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mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

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