phat stain

when something excites a guy to the point where he creams his jeans right on the spot

when lucy took off her top i cracked a phat stain

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lei

You

Diu LEI

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mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.

Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!

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vacaville

City located on Interstate 80 in between San Francisco and Sacramento adjacent to Travis AFB and home to the California Medical Facility prison and some pretty good outlets. Also hometown of Papa Roach, baseball player Jermaine Dye, Nick Arcamone and Kris Goldstein, all great pimps in their own right. Also known as Lack-of-Thrill, Whackaville, and Cow Town.

Vacaville is hella lame but they have a Nike Outlet so its all good..

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tava

One of the coolest chicks in the world. She knows how to party, and yet, has a huge heart and is deeply compassionate with her less gifted, witless Tara friends.

The girl is such a tava, party on girl!

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moshi moshi

hello on the phone in Japanese

moshi moshi UrbanDictionary head quarters

moshi moshi toshi no jisho no shireibu desu ka?

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real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

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