Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

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dickleheiker

Generally an ambiguously gay person. Hikes on dicks.

Woa! Dude! What a dickleheiker!

Audi

A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS

Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.

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Ass Kisser

The smart kind in the front of the class

That kid is a ass kisser

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couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

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Suave

The complete and full definition of suave is-


Nick LeBart.

Omg, he is sexily suave!!

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windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

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