Contracrapper

A name for any dog that is extremely picky about where it takes a shit.

My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!

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Bawn

A yawn-burp combo. The sound occasionally made by air being trapped in one's throat while yawning.

I laughed at the weird sound she made on the phone. Turns out it was just a bawn.

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Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.