What you tell your parents youâre going to do when youâre actually going to be pissed on some field and trowing your guts up from drinking too much WKD or Smirnoff.
Child: âMum Iâm off to a sleepover at Danâs house, Iâll be back in the morning.â
Mum: âOk, have fun.â
Child: *Smirks*