ketlay

Sexier version of a kettle

Ben: damn i wanked off to my ketlay
Tom: what in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?

Comma

The difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse

Commas indicate the difference between helping your uncle off a horse or giving a horse a handjob

Dislectic

How fucking dyslexic retards spell dyslexic

Luke: im dislectic
Benjamaiiiin: (fucking dyslexic)

14000605

Why the fuck would you search this up?

"A random number used in avengers: infinity war.
How many alternate timelines?
14000605"

Corcle

A circle that anybody would want to fuck

Ben: damn you see that corcle over there?
Anya: yeah I wanna fuck it
Tom: me too

Gun

School supplies

"Can I buy a gun for school?"

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