The Gomez

To completely cut ties with someone in which no relationship past a sexually physical aspect will occur.

Guy A-"yeah man, everytime i bring up a possible relationship to her, she changes the subject by trying to have sex"
Guy B- "You need to give her THE GOMEZ, it'll never become a relationship"

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NORTH KOREAN FIRE DRILL

exact same as a chinese fire drill but one person is not allowed to drive. This person is pointed out by the driver.

-lets have a chinese fire drill
-fuck no, hesse is a jackass. we need to go north korean
-ok we cant let hesse drive
-north korean fire drill it is.

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West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

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