cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

Ride coattails

to increase one's reputation through connections to someone with a better reputation

He Rode his friend's coattails to get privileges otherwise reserved for Corporate executives. (example of Ride coattails)

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

on to

aware of especially something dishonest or unlawful

I think he's on to something.

5 spot

a five dollar bill

Do you have a 5 spot availible?

go postal

to succumb to fatigue and tension, to be become violently angry(from a series of incidents from the mid 80s to the 90s where various postal workers went on shooting rampages)

I will not let him go postal in plain sight.

bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone

After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.