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flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010


evergreen

1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)

I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2011


liberate

to steal or appropriate something

He must have attempted to liberate a frozen dinner from their house, because they jumped down his throat the next day.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2009


crazy quilt

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010


hound

1. to persistantly follow

2. a person into what the added suffix idnicates

3. a lecherous and disgusting man

Don't hound me! I can only work so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2007


king of the hill

a measurably successful person who is viewed as a leader in their field

He was king of the hill in his heyday but has barely been remembered after he left to work a low key job in the mountains.

by The Return of Light Joker November 06, 2011


extended vocab

vulgar or profane language, especially four letter words

He made liberal use of his extended vocab in his latest rant.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011