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jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by THe Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by THe Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


all-pro

first quality, exceptional(from the football (U.S. sense) term for the season's best players)

That pottery is all-pro.

by THe Return of Light Joker February 9, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


keep an eye peeled

to watch carefully for someone or something, to be vigilant

Keep an eye peeled for the sign.

by THe Return of Light Joker October 25, 2007

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by THe Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

8πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


juice

1. liquor

2. electricity

3. interest on a loan

4. gasoline

5. Influence or authority

6. (Anabolic) steroids

7. semen or other sexual fluids

Whoa! , lay off the juice already.

by THe Return of Light Joker August 15, 2009

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


not break a sweat

to do something with ease

We went all the way from here to there and I did not break a sweat.

by THe Return of Light Joker July 5, 2010

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž