cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

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real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

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voltmeter

A tool used to measure volts in an electric current.

I used a voltmeter in science and got an A.

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the man

Sinister corporate and/or government interests.

Terry sold out to THE MAN years ago.

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mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

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Dec

Abbreviation for Decatur. A city on the East side of Atlanta where several rappers are from.

Just call me motherfuckin Baby D from the D-E-C

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rim job

thats when you have someone lick yo ass

i gave my wife a rimjob

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