DMB

An acronym for the band called Dave Matthews Band. Known mostly for their shitty ass music. Quite honestly, they are one of the more overrated bands out there.

kid 1: hey man, let's smoke up
kid 2: ok, let me put on some music. *plays DMB
kid 1: what the fuck man!?!? *pukes all over himself and takes a shit on the cd*

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Spoob

Unknown. Linguist believe that it may have originated from ancient Mayan and mean to moon the Yoni. Others feel that it was a nonsense word sued by the ancient Egyptians.

Damn he really spoobed on that play. Two marks!

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upstream from the herd

Someone original.

As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or crap.

That Eminem, he's upstream from the herd.

Yeah, but everyone downstream isn't retarded.

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busted

past tense of jizzing.

I busted on that girls face.

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Audi

A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS

Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.

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Ass Kisser

The smart kind in the front of the class

That kid is a ass kisser

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couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

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