gateways

See Somerfield.

Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.

That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.

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56ghey

A 56k modem.

omg 403 ping, i hate my fuckin 56ghey

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fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

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calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

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M270 MLRS

A mobile rocket launcher used by the US military to compliment howitzer artillery fire, the MLRS (Multiple Launching Rocket System) can fire 12 M270 missiles in under 60 seconds.

Suddenly the area was quiet, then the insurgents heard the scream of 12 M270 missiles coming towards them.

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Numnutt

Sexy (junglist) member with a sweet ass.

OMG! Its Numnutt! LEMME SMACK THAT SWEET ASS!

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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.