Toe-in-the-butt

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.

Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.

“N”

A discrete message used to convey interest in a sexual act, deriving of house Bryan. Little n is having intercourse with socks on in the missionary position, while Big N is having sex doggy style with no socks on.

Daughter: What’s “N”
Step-Father: Are we talking about big N or little n?
Mother: Dddaaannnnnnnn (guffawing)

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