gommy

To be gommy is to be slow, geekish, four-eyed, lethargic and off the ball

Nick is just SO gommy!

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Wobble Job

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.

She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.

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Shoogy

Shoogy shoogy shoo, where are you?

I need my shoogy poooo!

Meowmix please deliver.

:o

I like chicken tonight!

Puppy porn rules!

Samuella: Shoogy

Robin: Shoo

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ITP

Inside the perimeter. Used in Atlanta to let people know you live inside the 285 beltway or "Ther Perimeter". Opposite of OTP, Outside the Perimeter - of course.

Many ITP'ers like to shun the OTP'ers.

I hate commuting 400 ITP every day! I sure wish I could find a great job OTP.

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tonkpils

slipknot bakwerds

why do i need an example

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mudshark

a shark that likes to play happily in the mud

(at the zoo) daddy can we please go see the mudhsark now?

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fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

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