penis

the big kahunah wang hung

i had a penis, but i chopped it off and now i dont anymore. it felt good.

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flat

A 'flat' is short for a 'flat bat' (a homosexual)

Elton John is a flat

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boatristic

feeling xtremely good about everything, or one thing in general, something overwhelimingly awsome, awsomeness to the highest power, complete awsomeness

holy crap that is boatristic man

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arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

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diddley

1) Word used in place of general explicit language in order to soften the emotion of the language.
2) A person acting in a silly manor
3) An endearing way to address a friend
4) An omen of good fashion
5) One's genitalia

1) "What the diddley?"
2) "She's quite the diddley."
3) "Diddley, I love you."
4) "May the diddley be with you."
5) *pokes you in the diddley*

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Shit Goose

Top Gun way of saying hello to a friend.

Whats up Shit Goose

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killz it

when a "joke" is eaither so stupid gay or completely dragged on or not funny..its just killed....hence killz it

hey guys lets go to the mall...

nah the gall...

nah the store...(killed)

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