time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.

"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"

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choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

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next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

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Cock

Slang for a large cigar.

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.

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ShazBot

Non-derogatory version of "FUCK" or "SHIT"

In general, an exclamation of displeasement. Started on Mork and Mindy show, continued through Tribes and its various children (Tribes Aerial Assault, Tribes 2)

"SHAZBOT, get the Jericho over here now before I go LMNOPRAM on your ass!!!"

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Tongue Twister

The tongue twister outlines a way to shape your tongue during cunnilingus. You are supposed to roll the sides of your tongue up and with the hole that is formed between them, you caress the clitoris. This is done after you've excited your woman to the point where the clit peeks out from under the hood. This control for the tongue effectively surrounds a womans clitoris, which, i've been told by many women feels awesome. Hahaaha :D

"Aaahh, ahhh, baby, gimme the tongue twista!!!"

I was obliged to tongue twist that whore.

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PLRF

PLRF
L
R
F

A Picker, Licker, Roller, Flicker.
(With regards to boogers)

*Mmm, tastay!*

"Get teh fuck away from me your plrf!"

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