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Cock

Slang for a large cigar.

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.

by TIttayMastar April 13, 2003

17πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


jackhammer

A particular method of thrusting used only by advanced sex fiends or clueless morons. Commonly utilized when yo bitch is in teh Deep Thrust position.

The Penis is inserted into the vagine, and the body is moved forward until the penis enter the vagina at a 90 degree angle. A lot of the pleasure in this posisition is derived, I believe, from the fact that the vagina isn't in a perfectly upwards (90 degree angle) which leads to some awesome griding acckkkshunn :DDDDDD~~~~

"Give her the jackhammer"

by TIttayMastar May 26, 2003

51πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.

1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse

by TIttayMastar June 4, 2003

46πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TIttayMastar May 26, 2003

27πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TIttayMastar June 13, 2003

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ShazBot

Non-derogatory version of "FUCK" or "SHIT"

In general, an exclamation of displeasement. Started on Mork and Mindy show, continued through Tribes and its various children (Tribes Aerial Assault, Tribes 2)

"SHAZBOT, get the Jericho over here now before I go LMNOPRAM on your ass!!!"

by TIttayMastar May 26, 2003

415πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.

"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"

by TIttayMastar May 25, 2003

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž