gayteen

When someone cuddles up to a person of the same sex on their birthday, they turn Gayteen.

Kevin Eade cuddling the hetro sexual Tim Thomas on kevins 31st birthday. he didn't turn 31, he turned Gayteen

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internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off

imma go bust a internet nut

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snigs

A cup of tea sniggins

Make us a snigs will ya?

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Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

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Blargal Snarf

The threory that explains everything that is not Blargal Snarf

...too complacated for an example

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walk of shame

A journey to an illicit 24-hour off-license to purchase additional booze made at a time when legal piss-shops are closed and sensible people are tucked up in bed.

"Ah shit," John said, "it's 3am and we're out of whisky. Who's off to the World 'o' Booze?" "Not me," Tom replied, "I did the walk of shame last night."

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Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

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